Thursday, 4 August 2011

Husband talk

True stories.

Story 1
Overheard on the radio in a beijing cab. DJ says that if you observe a member of the opposite sex for more than 8.2seconds, it could be a sign of infatuation or what is commonly known as "love at first sight".

Taxi driver: WHAT? I observe everyone for more than 8.2s!
Me: (nonchalantly)Yeah seems a little short...
Taxi driver: everyone except my wife...
At this point i couldn't help but burst into a giggle.

Story 2
Immigrations officer tried to compare Mountain Boy's passport photo taken at 2 months old versus his almost 2 yrs old face and commented that his face has changed.

And then when the immigrations officer saw my passport photo the husband automatically volunteered information.

Mountain Man: This one's face also changed.

&$#@!

4 comments:

autumnberries said...

mountain man is quite funny. but to me, your face has not changed leh!

autumnberries said...

yah....no body has asked me to change xenia's passport photo too! and that was taken when she is 1 day old. is there a time when we have to change it?

Jen said...

hahhaha….love the true stories!!!

judebabe said...

beijing cab driver can sometime talk too much!
hehe! but the one you met... is funny! haha!