Tuesday 12 June 2007

Crazy celebs update part 2

The recent Paris Hilton debacle is turning into the mother of soap operas.

She's been charged with DUI, and then violating her probation by driving despite suspension of license. Her jail term was originally 45 days, but cut down to 23 on good behaviour.
Here's the brief sequence of events if you haven't been following....

Late Sunday- She checked herself into prison...Paris is not locked up with the other prisoners, she's in solitary confinement for her own safety.
Thursday- Reassigned to house arrest as she was suffering from a "medical condition". Her jailterm was reinstated to 45 days. During her house arrest, she had cupcakes, special deliveries to home and took naps.

Saturday- Court sent her back to jail as there were insufficient grounds to reassign her to house arrest. This is a picture of Paris crying on the way back to jail from court. Maybe she thought that she should have had that last cupcake.


Yesterday, she called Barbara Walters and told BW that she's no longer gonna act dumb anymore, she wants to do charity work for women with breasts cancer and open a playhouse for sick children.

Jamie Lee Curtis joined in the fun by slamming Kathy Hilton (Paris' mom) for not being the mother that Paris needs. Even when she tried, it was too little too late...

After ALL these exciting events, i only have one question in my mind... did Paris wear make-up in jail? This was her mugshot when she entered jail... with full make up. How did she remove them wo proper make-up remover? The eyeliner looks really thick.

Anyway, come on Paris, wht is there to cry about.... She's done worse things to ruin her life than jail (her infamous seeex tape remember?). Its not like she's being put with other inmates, its not as if she's gonna be out of job after this, its not as if she's gonna lose her wealth. She's just gonna miss partying and shopping for 23 days. Stop being dramatic...

Moving on from Paris. I just wanted to share a pretty good joke from Conan O'brien... Reports say that Nicole Richie is pregnant. To which she denied saying "i just ate a grape". HA HA....

PS: Jennifer, i don't know why i can't reply to comments on my blog. But to respond to your earlier comments, i quarrelled in mandarin (yes i'm quite good at it now, its not what you say but your tone and manner), and YES, i've lost ALL repect and pity for BS at this point.

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