I've always suspected that she's not from here. She has a perfect body that appeals to all men. Breasts, butt, long legs, gorgeous hair, flat tummy, pretty face... Too good to be human. Her physique points to the fact that she was meticulously engineered in outerspace.
Recently she gave birth to a baby boy via water birth, and she claims that it wasn't painful at all! Did u know that painless birth is an extraterrestrial power only aliens possess so they can multiply abundantly and take over earth?
I know what's coming next. In 2 weeks she'll be walking down the Victoria Secrets Runway in lacy lingerie looking all fabulous, like it all never happened. Damn u aliens!
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Didnt the same happen to Heidi Klum too, the part about appearing on VS right after childbirth? Yes, they must be aliens!
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