



Can u imagine ur mom rapping instead of nagging? I can't decide which is more effective...
My favourite is the IT guy...
Step 1: Remove the Apron...Its basically that piece of flap on the underneath of the crab. It gets seriously gross at this point but just get over it by focusing on the roe...
Step 2: Remove the top shell... Roe Roe Roe...
Step 3: Remove the gills and start EATing the ROe! Basically after this step, u can eat it however u like. Leg first, body first, top shell first. Oh and remember to dip in vinegar!
As you can see. I am very willing to be unglamourous for the sake of hairy crabs.
Satisfaction guaranteed...
Last step, Wipe ur hands and mouth!
Can even buy the chef suit... Lester is curious about the anatomy of a female mannequin.
Super huge ladel... Its a weapon. I look like i'm selling it... "you can use it to scoop up monkey's brains and it'll remain intact"
This is super cute. Corn Holders in the shape of a pig. So random! Its the type of thing i wanna buy when i see, but then i don't cos i figured owning this will not vastly improve my life, or make it easier.
Large Chopping boards... i imagine for butchers.
The rest of the time in-between was spend watching The Office, which by the way deserves all the golden globes or emmy's they've got. Steve Carrel isn't the only star of the show, Rainn Wilson-who plays the character Dwight Schrute is also incredibly talented. I started the show really hating him, but then slowly i realised tht i enjoy his segments the most. The Schrute has a fan, he'll be pleased.
Here are some memorable quotes...
Dwight: Whenever I'm about to do something, I think “would an idiot do that?” and if they would, I do not do that thing.
Dwight: Here’s my card. It's got my cell number, my pager number, my home number and my other pager number. I never take vacations, I never get sick and I don't celebrate any major holidays.
Dwight: I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther.
Lester's parents came to town for a week... 2) Went to see the Shanghai Acrobatic Troupe performance. Pictures i've already shared..
3) Went to YangCheng Lake and had hairy crabs. Loveliest things on earth... U just steam it, dab a bit of vinegar. Apparently u're supposed to eat 2 each time, 1 male 1 female (dunno why but man i really don't mind!)
This is where they are bred... all the males in 1 cage, female in another. As you can see they are all upside down near the cage exit, waiting for the right opportunity to escape D-day... i normally would feel bad for such creatures (like Mr Seabass), but i don't know why this time around i have no feeling for them crabs.
4) Played Singapore Style Mahjong! This was the highlight of the trip really. Uncle is so good at mahjong, he knows he is about to HU even before he HU. And also don't underestimate Auntie cos she wins all our fake money. Les and I lost 4 nights in a row.
Overall, the trip went pretty well. It was quite sad to see them both return to singapore. The house is suddenly quiet, and Auntie won't be around to look after my plants anymore. They were surviving so well under her care- the basil plant blossomed with flowers, and the christmas tree is no longer crooked.
here's more pictures of us...
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=29987&l=1904b&id=611135984
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=29318&l=4dd4d&id=611135984
Won't be surprise if some of these actors were potential Olympics Gymnasts, or dropouts for that matter.
Anyways, Lester's parents are in town for the week. We've been taking them around. Its been fun, will post more pictures of their trip once i get the time.