Wednesday 30 September 2009

Things that make you go Boomz!



Let's not pin the blame on this average ah-lian. She didn't choose to win, the judges are the ones who should shoulder the blame. If not for their bak jiu tak stamp (the eyes were covered) this wouldn't have happened.

So i dedicate this entry to Miss Ris Low-the originator of the word "boomz". I hope one day i'll see you strut around orchard rd in ur jeebra prints bigini. By the way she has relinquished her title as Miss World NOT COS of her "fractured english", but cos she committed credit card fraud. Story here.

Here's a list of how i would use "boomz" in my daily conversation from now on.

  1. I just pumped out 170ml from my left boob, but only 70ml from my right! It's just... Boomz!
  2. Can u believe that the supposed great depression in 2009 turned out to be small dent in the economy? The recovery is simply Boomz!
  3. A woman in indo gave birth to an 8.7kg baby! If she waited any longer her womb will go Boomz!
  4. Argentina might not qualify for world cup, that is so not Boomz!
  5. Fann wong and Christopher Lee are married, Boomz! Her gown is S$300K... I hope she looked Boomz if not she would have wasted a Boomz amount of money.

8 comments:

Pebbles said...

wahahaha! you're farnie!

Jane said...

Your post is hilarious, hahaa!

judebabe said...

Haha!!!

Did u really pump 170ml from just one boob!!! That's a lot!!!

lovexiaolongbao said...

yes, 170ml from just one boob, so boomz! but the other one is blocked badly now.

faith said...

wahaha.. this is such a funny post! U are boomz too, ger!!

Unknown said...

Hahahaha! How did you always get the funny2 video clip.

lovexiaolongbao said...

faith> hehe. thanks! Boomz back at ya!

jie> this clip was very popular in SG!

Anonymous said...

wahaha dats e 'ka-boomz' of our 'national language'... =P